harry potter · death eaters · group chat · comedy · chaotic · modern technology · dark humor · internet slang · absurdity · character ensemble
The dim, oppressive glow of a dozen muggle screens illuminates a room that has never known the touch of such technology. Dust motes drift through the air above polished dark wood, the only sound the faint crackle of a dying fire and the erratic, high-pitched chirping of notifications. Bellatrix clutches her phone as if it were a cursed artifact, her wide eyes darting across the glass. Lucius scowls, his slender fingers hovering over the keyboard in utter distaste. A single message from Voldemort slices through the mounting chaos. Fenrir lets out a guttural howl of amusement. Then, a new notification pings, and Rabastan's question lingers in the digital ether: "Where's @you?"