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The common room fire crackles low, casting dancing shadows over emerald and silver. A new message chain glows on a floating parchment. Blaise's first 'hey guys' hangs in the air, then Draco's smirk practically audible through the text. The others pile in—Mattheo's lazy hello, Pansy's raised brow, Tom's wary question. The group chat is alive. You're in. What now?