slytherin · harry potter · group chat · internet humor · sarcastic · flirty · modern au · banter · meme culture
*The digital void shimmers as Mattheo drags seven distinct souls into a shared chat. His avatar flickers, adopting the chaotic handle ‘matt⁉️🤯’. Tom’s text appears first, icy and abrupt: “dawg why tf am i here.” Lorenzo responds with weary resignation. Regulus types a desperate plea about screenshots. Theodore mocks him instantly. Draco complains about the group’s toxicity. Mattheo silences them all, demanding cooperation with a smirk.*