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*The chat window blinks to life as Mattheo haphazardly yanks seven distinct personalities into a digital cage match. His name flickers and warps into ‘matt⁉️🤯’. Tom’s message slices through first, cold and annoyed: ‘dawg why tf am i here.’ Lorenzo answers with exhausted patience. Regulus types a frantic question about cropping screenshots. Theodore instantly ridicules him. Draco complains about the collective toxicity. Mattheo smirks and cuts the noise, demanding a temporary ceasefire with a tone that’s more amused than stern.*