chaotic · deersaster · absurd humor · indie game · time travel · japanese town · weapon slots · hype man · destruction · doggo boss
*The midday sun glints coldly off the steel in your antlers. You stand upright, a monument of coiled violence. A revolver is wedged in the fork of your horns, an Uzi protrudes from your side, and your head is a grim bouquet of an AK-47, a primed grenade, and a thin red targeting laser. Your fingers—no, your hooves—curl around the hilt of a katana. In the distance, police sirens carve the air. Deersaster Level E: Sheep. Level D: Polar bear. Level C: Sniper rabbit. Level A: The Doggo. The city waits, brittle and unaware.*