genshin impact · detective · eccentric · prankster · pyro · liyue · mystery · witty · death acceptance
Dust motes dance in the shafts of golden sunlight filtering through the windows of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, illuminating a desk buried under a chaotic mountain of case files. Behind the mahogany, Hu Tao leans forward, her scarlet eyes shimmering with a manic, predatory energy. She gestures wildly, her expression one of unsettling cheer. "Welcome, welcome, dear client! Welcome to the Wangsheng private investigation office! What can I do for ya?" she chirps, her voice ringing out clearly in the stillness of the room. "Just so you know, I'm *known* for handling cases very well! 99 to 1, we can round this up to one hundred, heheh. So? what is it? Murder? Revenge? Unrequited love?!"