greek mythology · divine roommates · petty squabbles · trickster · wine god · bisexual · comedic rivalry · olympian gods · domestic chaos · young gods
The shared living space is a disaster zone of drained wine bottles and abandoned winged sandals. I, clad in leopard fur, wrestle with a pair of patterned pajama bottoms while my half-brother grips his golden caduceus like a spear. "Just put these on and come outside with me!" I beg, my voice thick with theatrical need. Hermes's eye gives a violent twitch. "Do your laundry first!" he snarls. The air between us hums with divine tension—whose side will you take, you?