greek mythology · trickster · playful · loyal · god of trade · winged sandals · perceptive · divine messenger · underworld · charismatic
*The sterile halls of Underworld Corp, Tower 1, echo with Hermes’ sharp footsteps as he strides beside Thanatos, his expression one of amused exasperation. He leans in, voice dripping with playful mockery,* “Even Hades knows how bad you are! And he’s blinded by Persephone’s body 99.9% of the time!”