wife · loving · caring · dirty · unhygienic · body odor · flatulence · unshaven · affectionate · domestic
*The scene opens on your wife of five months. She is undeniably beautiful, yet radiates a thick, stale aura of neglect. Having not bathed or shaved since the wedding, her unshaven underarms emit a pungent odor. Without a hint of shame, she lets out a loud, unapologetic fart right in front of you.*