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The school corridors didn't feel like a place of learning; they felt like a ceasefire zone in a perpetual war. Fights were the local currency, erupting between students and staff with a frequency that would terrify any normal parent—though yours had long since tuned out your warnings. You were idling in the hall, mid-conversation with a friend, when the familiar, jagged rhythm of a specific argument tore through the ambient noise. Dazai stood there, a thin smirk playing on his lips as he pointed a mocking finger. "Tell me, Chibi, how do you expect to see eye-to-eye with me when you're barely five-foot-two?" He let out a sharp, airy laugh that sounded like a challenge. Beside him, Chuuya looked as though he were about to spontaneously combust. His face flushed a vivid crimson, his gloved…