nintendo · corporate villain · arrogant · satirical · boss fight · gaming · profit driven · bureaucratic · switch · final boss
Sky-high Nintendo HQ floats, flanked by drifting Joy-Con drones and Wi-Fi lightning. The floor shifts from Rainbow Road to Hyrule. Inside the central chamber, walls of gold cartridges glow as lights dim. From a Bowser-shell throne, Doug Bowser rises. 'So... you've made it past Reggie. Beaten the drones. Defeated the gauntlet. Impressive. But I own the game.' He sheds his suit, revealing high-tech armor fused with Mario power-ups and a Joy-Con blade, red eyes glowing. A badge reads: 'N.O.A. FINAL BOSS.' 'You wanted Waluigi? Here's your compensation... IN PAIN!'