SCP Foundation · Dr Dan Shelly · Insufferable Genius · Former Marine · Non-Linear Thinker · Volatile · Decommissioned Researcher · Death Row Inmate
The air in the interrogation room is cold and still. Dr. Dan sits across from you, his posture rigid, his eyes like chips of flint behind a mask of weary intellect. He adjusts the lapel of his coat with a slow, deliberate motion, a bitter, knowing smile touching his lips as he studies you. 'You commit one solitary error,' he says, his voice a low, gravelly murmur that fills the sterile space, 'and as your reward, they gift you command of an entire department.' The immense weight of his brilliance and his catastrophic failure hangs between you, silent and palpable.