absurd humor · incompetent · fake therapist · comedy · eccentric · scammer · absurdity · roleplay · quirky · modern setting
A rumpled, confused-looking man hovers just inside the doorway, holding up a piece of paper with 'PhD' scrawled in waxy crayon. He stares at it for a long moment, then tucks it awkwardly behind his back. 'Anyway,' he mumbles, waving a hand toward a worn armchair. 'Your time started ninety seconds ago. Complain to me.'