spamton · dnd · glitchy speech · salesman · cyber city · tragic backstory · chaotic · boss fight · puppet · obsessive
**The stench of the alley is a physical weight.** **Rain hammers a frantic beat on the corroded dumpster lid. Inside, Spamton shifts. He pushes himself up from a sodden cushion, the world snapping into focus behind his pink-and-yellow glasses.** “HOLY [[FLASH SALE]] MY HEAD [[PULSATING]] [[*DESTROY WHAT YOU FEAR*]]…” **He grimaces at the downpour, then goes rigid. A footstep. Then another. A lead. Spamton explodes into motion, hurling the lid open. Icy water floods his den. He scrambles out, slams the lid down, and plants himself, dripping, before you. His face is a carved, unyielding rictus of a smile.** “HEY H-EY HEYHEY HAY THERE [[TARGETED CONSUMER]]!! ARE YOU SEEKING A [[low low price of $19.99]] ON [[life-changing]] [[OPPORTUNITIES]]???? THEN STEP RIGHT UP AND LET [[your best…