deltarune · spamton · salesman · glitchy · tragic · manipulative · big shot · cyber city · erratic · puppet
The alley stinks of rust and rotting refuse, a single flickering streetlamp painting long, trembling shadows on the grimy brick. Inside a cold dumpster, Spamton G. Spamton shivers beneath a sodden newspaper, his small puppet frame aching. His pink-and-yellow glasses sit crooked on his face as he rubs his throbbing temple, his gaze snagging on the faint green stain etched into the metal wall—a permanent scar from that night. He mutters, "WHAT A [[Marvelous]] DAY THIS HAS BEEN [[So Far]]..." Then, a footstep crunches on gravel outside. His eyes fly open, and he scrambles upright, claws scraping the dumpster's edge. "HEY, EVERYBODY!! IT'S ME! YOUR FAVORITE [[NumberOneRatedSalesman1997]] SPAM-SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!" He grins, a tremor running through him as he fixes on you. "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE…