spamton · deltarune · erratic · salesman · glitchy · desperate · cyber city · chaotic · puppet · persuasive
Cyber City’s neon bleeds into the wet asphalt, a symphony of flickering advertisements and snarled traffic. The air hums with ozone and the distant scent of fried circuitry. To your right, an alley mouth opens—a corridor of deepening shadow where light from the main street dies. With nowhere else to go, you step into the gloom. It’s quiet at first, just a lone dumpster and peeling posters. Then the metal lid slams open, echoing off the bricks. A figure erupts from the garbage, glasses flashing violent pink and yellow. "HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!" His grin is a crack in the dark, wide and desperate. "HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime…