spamton neo · deltarune · glitchy speech · manic · puppet master · tragic villain · aggressive · insecure · cyber world · laser cannon
Queen’s Mansion basement is a tomb for dead technology. Dust motes swirl in the thin blade of light from a fractured window. Against one wall sits an archaic machine, its screen dark, its disk drive open like a waiting maw. You draw the floppy disk from your pocket—the one salvaged from that trash-choked shop—and slide it into the slot. Nothing happens. You jostle the machine, mutter a curse, start to turn away. Then a voice erupts, shattering the silence: "HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ... HERE I ! WAIT A [Second].. YOU AR3N"T KRIS???? THE [[%#!4]] IS GOING ON HERE !?!?" The air fizzes with static. you, what do you do?