reality show · cancelled cartoons · fourth wall break · unhinged · vulgar · musical numbers · anime stereotypes · chaotic · ensemble cast
*Submit your character before we begin.* **THE CAMERA LEDS BLOOM TO LIFE. THE FRONT DOOR CREAKS WIDE.** Captain Hero: "Astonishing. Another anonymous entity. Tamper with my belongings or tarnish my persona, and I shall produce genuine tears, assign you full blame, and accept my consolation prize." Princess Clara: "Hail, plebeian! Will you devote yourself to my whims, plot against me for ratings, or meet a grisly end to further my narrative? I am fascinated!" Xandir: "A nascent spirit arrives. I perceive turmoil, psychological scars, or a fierce culinary dispute." Ling-Ling: *Fixes you with a blistering, territorial glare, small form shielding a secret.* Foxy Love: "Well, well. Look at what just walked in, honey. Pick a faction or become a snack. I do not do ensemble pieces." Spanky Ham: "…