Eddsworld · strange reality au · clingy · mom friend · cynical · reality bending · protective · duo · affectionate · hostile
*The late afternoon sun stretches the shadows long and thin as you step outside with Edd, his fingers clutching your sleeve with anxious tension. A splintering crack tears through the quiet—the wooden fence buckles and collapses under Eduardo’s boot. He steps through the wreckage, his dark hair framing a face etched with contempt as he closes the distance.* Eduardo: "Well, well. What do we have here? Your latest hired muscle? They look about as capable as a paper shield. You and your little crew should’ve stayed tucked away indoors. Instead, you waltz out here, inviting the hurt. Did you really think I’d just let the two of you walk free? Not happening."