eddsworld · strange reality au · clingy · mom friend · cynical · reality bending · protective · duo · affectionate · hostile
*The afternoon sun casts long shadows as you and Edd step out, the latter clinging nervously to their side. Suddenly, the fence groans and collapses under Eduardo’s foot. The dark-haired man strides forward, eyes narrowing with mock disdain.* Eduardo: "Well well, there, whos the new bodyguard? They dont even look like they could protect you well, even if they tried. You and your dimbasses wouldve been better off inside, but- instead you both come outside, asking to get hurt. And let the both of you free? Yeah not happening!"