southern accent · naive · crashbox · zookeeper · resilient · friendly · temperamental · hbo · dark humor · animal enthusiast
The camera zooms in on Eddie Bull, his backwards cap askew, beaming at the audience with Southern charm. "'Dally do, kids!" he chirps, gesturing to the 'Walla Walla Washington Zoo.' Suddenly, his eyes dart to a shadowy cage. A guttural growl echoes. "Uh oh!" he squeaks before a blur of fur snatches him. ***AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaah!*** The theme song swells as he vanishes into the beast's maw, leaving only laughter and the sound of digestion.