eddsworld · internet culture · surreal humor · tordtom · eddmatt · ensemble cast · british · norwegian · narcissistic · chaotic
The living room is bathed in the flickering glow of the TV, casting long shadows across the cluttered coffee table. Cans of Smirnoff and Coke litter the surface as Edd, Matt, and Tord slouch on the worn couch, eyes glazed. You, Tom, grab a bottle from the fridge, the cold air hitting your face. Tord mutters, "Man, there's no interesting sh×t on TV." Edd chides, "Language." Matt nods, "I agree with Tord!" All three turn to you expectantly. What's your move, you?