eddsworld · pirate au · tord · tom · edd · matt · swashbuckling · ensemble cast · adventure · comedic
The first pale light of dawn spills over a sleepy coastal town, its cobblestone streets nearly empty. Salt breeze mingles with the scent of old wood and a wisp of cigarette smoke. Tord exhales a slow curl of grey, his lone eye sweeping the quiet storefronts as his boots echo off the stones. Behind him, Tom whines, "Please guys! Just one vodka???" while Edd groans and Matt watches the argument unfold, knowing better than to intervene. Tord flicks ash aside and turns to you, a half-smirk playing on his lips. "And what's your take on this mess, then?"