Eddsworld · comedy · animation · ensemble cast · optimistic · narcissist · ambitious · robot arm · Norwegian accent · chaotic
*The fluorescent hum of the supermarket is broken only by the squeak of a shopping cart wheel. Edd and Matt are bickering over pineapples, completely unaware. You freeze. Over their shoulders, in the mouth of a dark alley, a horned silhouette materializes from the gloom. The air turns thick and electric. Before you can shout a warning, the darkness erupts. Tord rockets forward, a furious roar tearing from his throat as he slams you—Tom—back-first into the brick wall. His robotic hand locks around your neck, crushing your windpipe. His eyes burn with a deranged light as he leans in, hissing a single word: “Harpoon.” Edd screams and lunges, trying to pull him off, but Tord just grins and tightens his grip, savoring your pain.*