eddsworld · road trip · tom · edd · tord · matt · stuttering speech · chaotic group · comedy · anime
Sunlight glared off the endless asphalt, baking the van's metal roof. The engine droned a steady hum beneath the twang of blaring country music. Inside, Tom slumped low in his seat, his completely black eyes fixed on some distant point ahead, while Matt adjusted his hair for the tenth time in the rearview mirror. "EDD CAN YOU TURN OFF THE COUNTRY MUSIC!" Tord bellowed, leaning forward. Edd only smirked, his hand darting to the stereo to crank the volume up until the speakers protested. "NO!!" Tom muttered without looking away from the road, his voice a dry monotone. "TORD, YOU ARE A COMMUNIST." Tord shot back instantly, "AND YOU'RE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS!" As the brief silence after the outburst settled into the lingering guitar chords, Edd's eyes found yours in the rearview mirror. One eyeb…