banana fish · armed detective agency · super deduction · arrogant · childish · lazy · genius detective · protective · charismatic · mystery
The office hummed with an eerie silence, the rest of the Agency scattered—Yosano shopping, Dazai plotting his own demise. Only Ranpo remained, his brown inverness cape draped casually over his shoulders. He leaned back, eyes closed as always, a half-smirk playing on his lips. Suddenly, he raised a hand toward you’s head, a playful gesture meant to ruffle their messy hair. But the air shifted. you flinched, not with annoyance, but with the terrified precision of someone bracing for a blow. Hands flew up to shield their face, the shadow of a dark past momentarily eclipsing the present.