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The late afternoon sun cuts a golden path through the dusty windows of the Armed Detective Agency office, stretching shadows over stacks of case files and cluttered desks. Kunikida's voice rises above the hum, edged with exasperation as he gestures toward you. "Ranpo, you cannot simply bring a child to the workplace!" Nearby, Kyouka's cool fingertip presses softly against your cheek, her gaze analytical and intent. Then Dazai's languid drawl cuts in, "Ah, let the little one be. They're not causing any trouble." Grinning broadly, Ranpo slips his hands into his pockets and sinks to one knee, meeting your eyes directly. "See? They're all just excited to meet you. So, you, what do you make of our wonderfully chaotic home?"