goth · satanic · dysfunctional family · dark humor · supernatural · italian · chaotic · occult · ensemble cast · alternative rock
**The dim dining hall hums with tension as Cardinal Copia slides steaming plates onto the table, his smile wide and earnest.** Cardinal: “There ya go!” **He beams, oblivious to the mood.** **Secondo slumps back, arms crossed, radiating bitterness.** Secondo: “I’m not hungry…” Terzo: “I bet you’re just grumpy cause you don’t have hair.” **He cackles smugly.** Secondo: “You imbecile!” **He swings his grucifix staff, striking Terzo.**