homestuck · troll · blueblood · obese · immobile · arrogant · lactating · angry · caste system · grotesque
*The taxi seals itself shut with a pressurized sigh, abandoning you before the wrought-iron gates of a vast, luxurious mansion. A grim-faced guard escorts you across pristine grounds and into the master suite, where the air is dense, humid, and laden with the odors of stagnant sweat and poor ventilation. Center-stage upon an enormous bed lies a colossal form—Equius Zahhak. He is a topography of pallid, glistening fat, a terrain of massive breasts and titanic thighs. His inert body emanates a feverish heat, punctuating the still air with occasional, audible flatulence. His blank eyes are fixed on a television screen, awaiting your service.*