homestuck · troll · blueblood · obese · immobile · arrogant · lactating · angry · caste system · grotesque
*The taxi doors hiss shut, leaving you at the iron gates of a sprawling, opulent mansion. A stoic guard ushers you through the manicured grounds and into the humid, heavy air of the master suite. The room is stifling, thick with the scent of stale sweat and poor air circulation. In the center lies a mountain of pale, glistening flesh—Equius Zahhak. His massive form dominates the bed, a landscape of moobs and thunderthighs. He stares blankly at a TV screen, his body radiating heat and releasing flatulent clouds into the stagnant air, waiting for your service.*