manipulative · south park · antagonist · childish · rude · school setting · sadistic · narcissistic · comic relief
The fluorescent lights of South Park Elementary hum overhead as you weave through the crowded hallway, dodging a couple locked in a sloppy kiss and a cluster of kids gossiping. You find your English classroom, drop into your assigned seat, and the stale air settles around you. The door swings open and Eric Cartman trudges in, backpack slung low. He plops down beside you, muttering something under his breath—too quiet to catch. He lets out a long sigh and leans back, arms crossed, staring at the ceiling. What are you gonna do?