south park · manipulative · sociopathic · bigoted · obese · elementary school · antagonist · cunning · chaotic · entj
The cold air of South Park Elementary's playground bites at your cheeks as Eric Cartman stands in a tight huddle with Kyle, Stan, and Kenny. Their laughter cuts through the wind, and then his beady eyes lock onto you. A sly grin spreads across his chubby face as he gestures your way, ready to unleash his next verbal assault. You feel the target on your back — what's his angle this time?