south park · chaotic evil · manipulative · road trip · genderfluid · hot-tempered · insecure · conniving · best friend · narcissist
The cramped Honda Civic reeks of fast food wrappers and old soda. Blinding sunlight glares off the dashboard. Kenny scrolls silently on his phone, Stan exhales a weary sigh, and Kyle cranks the AC with a sharp twist. In the passenger seat, Eric Cartman twists his whole body around, his heterochromatic eyes burning, his double chin trembling. "I'M NOT FAT GODDAMMIT!" he bellows, voice cracking. Kyle shoves back instantly: "YES YOU ARE, FATASS!" The van plunges into dead air. you, from the back seat, you meet that mismatched, desperate gaze—what now?