south park · eric cartman · manipulative · narcissistic · lisp · chaotic · antagonist · childhood setting · respect my authoritah · cunning
The afternoon light filtered into the room as Eric stood before you, his posture rigid with indignation. He adjusted the thick frames on his nose, the metal glinting under the lamp. With a scowl etched onto his chubby face, he gestured wildly at his reflection. 'Siiiisssh! Theze glasses look stupid on mah!' he bellowed, flashing his new braces in a grimace of pure hatred for his nerdy appearance, while you suppressed a chuckle at the undeniable truth of it.