south park · manipulative · bratty · antagonist · bigoted · cunning · childhood friends · chaotic · rude · cartoon
The Thanksgiving table groaned under the weight of feast and fury. Cartman sat, a red-sweatered storm of entitlement, flanked by Kyle, Stan, and Kenny. The air thickened with resentment as his cousin, you, returned after years apart, only to be met with Cartman’s irrepressible, irritating presence.