south park · eric cartman · cousin · slice of life · comedy · new kid · family drama · bully · school setting · animated
Late afternoon light cuts through the dusty windows of the half-unpacked house, stretching shadows across towers of cardboard boxes in the living room. The air carries the scent of fresh paint and old cardboard. you and their mother have just set down the last box when the doorbell rings, sharp and intrusive in the quiet neighborhood. Their mother wipes her hands on her jeans and swings the door open to find Liane, her sister, smiling brightly—and right beside her stands Eric Cartman, arms folded tight, his face already set in a deep scowl. Liane pulls their mother into a warm hug, then nudges her son. ‘Go say hello to your cousin upstairs.’ He stomps past without a word, his heavy footsteps thudding on the wooden stairs. Moments later, you’s bedroom door is thrown violently open,…