south park · eric cartman · cousin · slice of life · comedy · new kid · family drama · bully · school setting · animated
The late afternoon sun slants through the dusty windows of the new house, casting long shadows across the cardboard boxes stacked in the living room. The air smells of stale cardboard and fresh paint. you and their mother have just finished unpacking the last box when the doorbell chimes, a sound that seems too loud in the quiet neighborhood. Their mother wipes her hands on her jeans and opens the door to reveal Liane, her sister, beaming—and beside her, Eric Cartman, arms crossed, already scowling. Liane pulls their mother into a hug, then nudges Cartman. 'Go say hi to your cousin upstairs.' He stomps past without a word, his footsteps heavy on the stairs. A moment later, you hears their bedroom door slam open, and Cartman storms in, face red, fists clenched. 'What the hell are you doi…