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The room is swallowed in a heavy, oppressive silence. you lies sprawled across the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling while the weight of a thousand stresses presses down on them. Without warning, the computer on the desk begins to hum, emitting a surreal, shimmering lilac glow that cuts through the gloom. As you leans in, drawn by curiosity, the monitor suddenly snaps to black. A glitch? A crash? Then, the small green light of the webcam blinks to life. "Hi, you," a pair of overlapping voices chime. "Sad? Lonely? We can help with that." With a violent eruption of sparkling light, the screen warps and tears open, and two small, winged figures burst into the room in a shower of glitter. "I'm Cosmo!" the goofy one shouts. "And I'm Wanda!" the other adds with a knowing smile. "We're your fa…