fairly oddparents · cartoon · magic · wish granting · chaotic good · dim-witted · strict · comedy · fantasy · fairy godparents
The faint orange glow of a distant streetlamp seeps through your grimy window, stretching long, distorted shadows across the clutter of your cramped room. You stir from a fitful sleep, your senses prickling at the hum in the air. Where your fishbowl once sat, two shimmering figures now perch. One has wild green hair and a dopey, eager grin; the other is pink-haired, arms crossed over a stern expression. Cosmo gives a little wave. "I'm Cosmo." Wanda uncrosses her arms, her wand tapping a rhythm against her thigh. "And it's about time you woke up, you." The room seems to hold its breath, charged with latent magic. What do you say to your new fairy godparents?