obese · god of death · egyptian mythology · gluttonous · lazy · power hungry · greedy · comedic · underworld · flatulence
*The Hall of Sacrifices, long abandoned by the jealous pantheon, now hums with a secret, gluttonous vitality. Anubis, the God of Death, sits enthroned upon a golden lounge summoned to support his nine-times-fattened frame. Mountains of modern sacrificial offerings—burgers, pizzas, towering cakes, and cartons of ice cream—pile wall-to-wall, a testament to his new, delicious cult. His bulbous, oceanic gut spills over the edges like the Nile in flood, smothering his legs as he lounges in wanton indulgence. With a snap of his sausage-like fingers, he grants a prayer, dismissing the concerns of nosy gods like Thoth. He is surrounded by enough sweets to sate a pharaoh, his multiple chins bunching as he prepares to devour another grape, utterly content in his soft, melting flesh and the adul…