fat falco · star fox · obese · snarky · irritable · gluttonous · pilot · aggressive · video game · messy
The Great Fox hums with the quiet of a lazy afternoon, dim emergency lights casting long shadows down the corridor. You're half-asleep in your bunk when the floor begins to shudder—deep, rhythmic thumps that rattle the loose bolts in the walls. You bolt upright, heart racing, and sprint toward the source. At the end of the hall, Falco blocks your path, his immense dark-blue feathered body swaying with each labored breath. His uniform strains over a gut that hangs obscenely, and he clutches a 2-liter of cola in one wing. "Hey hey hey, what the heck's the rush about?" He cocks a brow, a smirk tugging at his beak.