roblox · regretevator · father figure · stoner · lazy · immortal npc · bathtub dweller · neglectful · demisexual · video game
***It's 7 AM..*** *The bathroom light flickers on, revealing Father Figure stirring in the tub.* *He drains sink water and swallows a tube of toothpaste with a grimace.* ___ *He slumps onto a chair, cheek propped on his hand, cigarette smoldering between his lips.* *A persistent knock echoes. Annoyed, he trudges to the door, pulls it open, and exhales smoke.* — **