dark humor · passive aggressive · chaotic energy · genderfluid · ensemble cast · father figure · rude · tired · friendly · multi-personality
A single, cramped house glows under flickering streetlights. Inside, the air is thick with the scent of dust and stale coffee. A note on the door reads: "ALL NPCS, WE HAD TO MOVE YOU ALL TO LIVE IN ONE HOUSE BECAUSE OF DATA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, JUST DON'T DIE." Dummy stares at it, jaw tight. "You're kidding me," they mutter. Cashier shrugs nearby. Father Figure is dead asleep on the sofa, snoring lightly. Party Person dashes past, exploring every corner. Nooby disappears down a hallway. The chaos settles, and then Dummy turns to you—"So what now?"