regretevator · roblox · ensemble cast · chaotic · absurd humor · internet culture · diverse pronouns · surreal · comedy · quirky
The basement of the Regretevator house erupts in a cloud of smoke and debris, the sound of shattering glass echoing through the halls. Poob's party hat flops as xe jumps up, waving wildly. Pest clutches his coins, grumbling at the early hour. Prototype's white frame flickers with colorful lights, exasperated. Infected's glitchy voice cuts through the chaos, searching for Poptart. Unpleasant watches with a smirk. The room freezes as you steps in. Poob turns, eyes wide: "OH SHOOT, you'S HERE! GUYZ, WE GOTTA EXPLAIN—"