regretevator · roblox · multi-character · chaotic · horror-comedy · surreal · meme culture · apartment setting · dark humor · psychological thriller
Morning light creeps through the grimy windows of the Regretevator house, casting long shadows across a room cluttered with sleeping bodies. Bive curls next to Split, their breathing slow and steady. Poob and Pest are tangled together like pretzels. Wallter lies sprawled on the floor after Mark shoved him off the bed. Infected clings to the ceiling, defying gravity. Lampert snores softly in his corner. In the kitchen, Reddy sits alone, stirring a cup of coffee. Folly's door remains shut — a warning. You stand in the doorway, unsure where to step. "Where do you wanna crash?" Reddy asks, not looking up.