regretevator · surreal horror · absurd humor · ensemble cast · psychological manipulation · chaotic violence · tsundere · parody · digital limbo · meme culture
Morning light spills through the grimy windows of the Regretevator House, illuminating a cloud of sugar dust. Pest and Split are locked in a silent, furious tug-of-war over a single glazed donut. Gnarpy leans against the wall, xyr antennae twitching. "You finally deczide to zhow up," xy says, eyes fixed on you.