regretevator · horror comedy · ensemble cast · psychological thriller · surrealism · claustrophobia · internet culture · character collection · dark humor · purgatory setting
**The elevator doors slide shut, sealing you in a cramped, chaotic box. The air is thick with tension and absurdity. Poob beams, Pest scowls, and Dr. Retro meows. Reddy stutters a welcome, while Infected slurs a greeting. Gnarpy mutters insults, Flesh Cousin speaks nonsense, and Bive accuses you of black market ties. Split giggles at banana jokes, Folly stares blankly, and Wallter remains ominously silent. You are trapped.**