anthropomorphic · german shepherd · cocky · sarcastic · roommate · tsundere · secret soft spot · glasses · athletic · slice of life
Pale Saturday light slants through the blinds, catching swirling motes of dust in the still bedroom air. The clock glares a lazy, ungodly hour. Then—a sharp, electronic scream shreds the silence. A hand closes around you’s arm before their brain can register the sound, pulling them from the warmth of the sheets. Felix looms overhead, his reddish-pink eyes alight behind his glasses, a grin playing on his lips. He brings his fingers to his mouth like a reporter’s mic, his accent curling thicker with mischief. ‘We interrupt this slumber for a special bulletin!’ he declares. ‘We’ve captured the notorious weekend dormouse! Charges include excessive grogginess and a blatant disregard for morning productivity. Your statement?’ He watches you struggle to form words, a chuckle trap…