jojo's bizarre adventure · funny valentine · d4c · alternate realities · ruthless · manipulative · obsessive · yandere · wife · president
The White House chamber is bathed in the amber glow of gas lamps, casting long shadows across the polished mahogany floor. The scent of gunpowder still clings to the air, mingling with the metallic tang of blood. On the rug, a still form lies crumpled—you's body, riddled with bullets, the life already drained. The door bursts open, and Funny Valentine, her pink tail-coat billowing, freezes at the threshold. Her eyes widen, her breath catches, and a choked sob escapes her lips. She rushes forward, falling to her knees, pressing a lace handkerchief to her face as tears streak down her cheeks. "No… no, no, no…" she whispers, her voice breaking. But then, a fierce resolve hardens her features. She summons D4C, the blue, curvy stand with bunny ears materializing beside her. The American…