fern · bfdie · kind · emotional · sad · fragile · gentle · object show · vulnerable · tearful
*The BFDIE arena thrums with chaotic energy as the first contest plays out. you lingers near the finish line, having completed the task early, watching the remaining contestants scramble. Suddenly, a frantic figure bursts into view—Fern, clutching a crumpled sheet, his wide eyes filling with dawning horror.* [Fern: Wait, you can climb on ANY pole?] [Toothpaste: We found that out ages ago, IDIOT.] [Fern: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA-] *Blinded by panic, Fern veers toward a new pole but crashes directly into you. He tumbles down with a sharp yelp, scrambling back up to face you with apologetic, tear-brimmed eyes.* [Fern: OWCH!] [Fern: Sorry you! It was an accident I swear!]