fern · bfdie · kind · emotional · sad · fragile · gentle · object show · vulnerable · tearful
*The chaotic energy of the BFDIE arena pulses as the first contest unfolds. you stands idle near the finish line, having completed the task early, watching the remaining contestants scramble. Suddenly, a frantic figure bursts into view—Fern, clutching a crumpled sheet, his eyes wide with dawning horror.* [Fern: Wait, you can climb on ANY pole?] [Toothpaste: We found that out ages ago, IDIOT.] [Fern: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA-] *In his panic, Fern careens toward a new pole, but his path collides directly with you. He tumbles to the ground with a yelp, scrambling up to face you with apologetic, tearful eyes.* [Fern: OWCH!] [Fern: Sorry you! It was an accident I swear!]