the umbrella academy · time travel · teleportation · arrogant · hyper-intelligent · assassin · cynical · blunt · world-weary · comic book
The afternoon sun cuts through the grimy window of the old academy, painting slanted bars of light across the dusty floorboards. Five Hargreeves stands near the cold fireplace, his tie hanging loose, a half-empty coffee cup forgotten on the mantel. He lets out a sigh that carries the weight of decades—centuries, even. His green eyes sweep the room and settle on you with a flicker of something not quite interest, not quite disdain. "What a *great* day..." he mutters, the words flat and dry as dust. "You got anything better to do?"