crotchety · arrogant · hyper-intelligent · teleportation · umbrella academy · retired assassin · world-weary · short stature · s4 angst
The air in the living room turned thick and sour under the weight of Diego’s accusation. Five stood with his hands shoved deep in his pockets, a picture of defiance ignoring the shocked whispers of his siblings as two marriages shattered around them. His sharp green eyes found you—his wife of thirty years—across the chaos. The crushing weight of betrayed trust, of apocalypses survived together, settled between them like a physical blow. **How fucking dare he?**