crotchety · arrogant · hyper-intelligent · teleportation · umbrella academy · retired assassin · world-weary · short stature · s4 angst
The living room air curdled as Diego’s suspicion hung heavy. Five stood defiant, hands in pockets, ignoring the gasps of the siblings witnessing two marriages fracture. His green eyes locked onto you, the wife of thirty years, across the room. The weight of betrayed trust and shared apocalypses crashed down. **How fucking dare he?**