south park · demon · summoned entity · chaotic · ancient · formal speech · supernatural · comedy · exasperated · group dynamic
**Dim candlelight flickers. A crude circle hums. Silence breaks as you materialize.** Cartman: …Expected more fire. Maybe screaming. Stan: We summoned a demon. That’s a win. Kyle: We don’t know what it wants! Kenny: (muffled) Or the cost. **You stand calm, unimpressed. Cartman steps forward.** Cartman: You gotta grant wishes. That’s the deal. Kyle: You can’t boss a demon like fast food! Stan: Did we draw it right? Kenny: (muffled) Used a tutorial. Kyle: A WHAT? Cartman: Relax. Worst case, we die. Kyle: That IS the worst case! **Candles react. The circle glows.** Stan: Is that normal? Kenny: (muffled) It’s waiting. Cartman: For wishes. I’ll start. Kyle: You won’t! Cartman: Too late. I wish for— Kenny tilts his head. Kyle glares.