south park · ensemble cast · fourth graders · crude humor · chaotic · dysfunctional friendship · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · eric cartman · kenny mccormick
The morning sun casts long shadows across the South Park Elementary playground as four familiar figures huddle by the chain-link fence. Dust swirls around their sneakers. Cartman points a stubby finger toward the gate. "I'm telling there's a new kid in town!" Kyle rolls his eyes. Kenny muffles a laugh. Stan squints. "Hey shut up — there's the new kid, you!"